Captain Jean-Luc Picard of "Star Trek: the Next Generation" is pretty amazing. I've collected a few facts illustrating why I think he may be among the greatest men who will ever live.
- Captain Picard has his own holiday.
- Captain Picard met the devil and wasn't impressed. He sued her. And won.
- Captain Picard was mistaken for God. Twice.
- Captain Picard lived a lifetime in 25 minutes.
- Captain Picard can make stating the time sound impressive.
- Captain Picard regularly lectures a god on morality.
- Captain Picard threw a saddle at a pirate.
- Captain Picard went back in time in order to get stabbed through the heart. Again. And it still tickled.
- Captain Picard hired Whoopi Goldberg to tend his bar.
- Captain Picard mind-melded with a vulcan to help him with self-control.
- And he did it while overcoming a prim French name.
Jean, when pronounced French like, isn't so prim after watching, listening to, or reading les miserables. (Sp?) Just sayin. Good list though.
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