Monday, July 21, 2014

How Awesome is Picard?

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of "Star Trek: the Next Generation" is pretty amazing. I've collected a few facts illustrating why I think he may be among the greatest men who will ever live.
  • Captain Picard has his own holiday.
  • Captain Picard met the devil and wasn't impressed. He sued her. And won.
  • Captain Picard was mistaken for God. Twice.
  • Captain Picard lived a lifetime in 25 minutes.
  • Captain Picard can make stating the time sound impressive.
  • Captain Picard regularly lectures a god on morality.
  • Captain Picard threw a saddle at a pirate.
  • Captain Picard went back in time in order to get stabbed through the heart. Again. And it still tickled.
  • Captain Picard hired Whoopi Goldberg to tend his bar.
  • Captain Picard mind-melded with a vulcan to help him with self-control.
  • And he did it while overcoming a prim French name.

1 comment:

  1. Jean, when pronounced French like, isn't so prim after watching, listening to, or reading les miserables. (Sp?) Just sayin. Good list though.

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